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1. Hug him. 2. Get some of his fangirls onto his ship. 3. Yell "DADDY!" and give him a hug. 4. Do number 3, but yell "MOMMY!" instead. 5. Get a droid to do number 3, 4, or both. 6. Paint "I Love Jedi" on his cape. 7. Do number 2, but tape a "Free Hugs" sign to his cape. 8. Tell him that Obi-Wan likes him. 9. Throw a party at his lair. Be sure to invite ALL of the Jedi and Clone Troopers. 10. Paint him pink. 11. Steal his lightsabers. 12. Replace his lightsabers with toy ones. 13. Sing "I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves" as loud as you can over the intercom on his ship. Try to get a droid to do it. Get as many droids as

50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker 1. Follow him around. When he's not looking, laugh hysterically. When he looks at you, stop laughing and have a straight face. Refuse to tell him what you're laughing at. When he turns around again, continue laughing. Repeat. 2. When next to him, say out loud how good a couple Padme and Obi Wan make. 3. Constantly remind him of all his mistakes. (E.g: "Hey Annie, remember when you killed all those Tuskans Raiders?") 4. Tug on his hair. Run and hide. Repeat. 5. Think of a catchy, yet annoying theme song for him. Constantly sing it or hum it around him. Double points if you can get him to hum it as well. T

General Grievous can always pick up a girl by walking up to her and saying, "I wub you." General Grievous was not a coward in Episode III.  He merely saw that Obi-wan had borrowed Chuck Norris' beard for the weekend and he did the only sensible thing he could do. One year Santa Claus decided to take a vacation and entrusted his duties of delivering toys to kids to General Grievous.  It was a very disappointing year for the kids.   General Grievous tried to market T-shirts that read "I HAVE AIDS" in big letters, but all the companies found it too tasteless to manufacture.  Grievous resorted to making them himself out of old undershirts and

General Grievous is the guy who drives the ice cream truck. General Grievous often goes to the grocery to buy a lot of food.  After he walks out, he starts screaming and throwing the food at people in the parking lot. General Grievous once grabbed the last carton of eggs before an old lady could get to it.  Of course he couldn't eat the eggs, he just did it to be mean. General Grievous does a lot of things for the purpose of pulling a prank.  One of them was inventing crack. General Grievous went to see Spongebob the Movie in theaters.  Walking out, he said it was a life-changing experience. One morning, General Grievous saved hundreds o

50 WAYS TO ANNOY GENERAL GRIEVOUS 1. Follow him for about 5 minutes, then randomly scream "GENERAL GRIEVOUS!" and hide before his turns around. Repeat until he finds you. 2. Decorate his cape with white frills and flowers. When he questions you about it, tell him you thought he was getting married. 3. Scribble all over the outside and inside of his ship. 4. Follow General Grievous around in his spaceship and frequently ask where the bathroom is. 5. Ask him if he smokes. 6. Constantly ask him if he needs a hug. 7. Throw rocks at him. When he turns around and questions you, pretend you have no idea what he's talking about. 8. Tell him O